nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go
I was not expecting that..
can someone please make this a ringtone for me?
best thing ever
Reblogging again because I choked so hard when I heard this
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”
Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot.
"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS
YOU WILL LOSE
Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!