jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

laughparty:

this speaks to me on so many levels

sayakakyouko:

sayakakyouko:

sayakakyouko:

where does the baby come out in mpreg fanfiction do they come out the butt

I’m goin in

uncured:

ehehehelokid:

casteilnovak:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD

oh look now it’s normal

sarcastic

LOUD

incredibly sarcastic

i hope i’m not the only one who reads this with different voices in my head

muttering to yourself

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

lurlonde:

finally completed this!

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

rhydonmyhardon:

my reaction all the time whenever someone does something i can’t do

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

elliejunne:

#sometimes i think the doctor was really confused as to why donna didn’t like him like that #like #’all my companions want to kiss me and all you do is yell at me’ #’does not compute

tyleroakley:

attrversiamo:

Just made this to Tyler Oakley, Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart. I hope they see it and like it :D

PERFECT.

odditiesoflife:

Strange Homes Around the World

• The Upside Down House in Poland
• The Aura Residence in Laranca, Cyprus
• UFO-style houses in Sanjhih, Taiwan
• Stone Age home in Portugal
• The Auto Residence in Salzburg, Austria

source 1, 2

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thelilnan:

mellarkish:

i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!

nevermind

Accurate. ^